I try very hard to be a good lesbian
I preen, I postulate…I pout.
I actively campaign for L.G.B.T,
I write poetry, I march, I shout.
It’s taken many years to perfect my style,
The way that I look, sound and dress.
Do I like being Gay? Was I born this way?
The answer’s unequivocally YES.
I have to practice all the time
To improve my lesbian technique.
If you’d like to be part of my lesbian scene
I can spare a few hours next week.
Meanwhile, I’ll just loiter in naughty places,
Where nice girls really don’t stay,
Catching up with old friends and familiar faces,
Whilst night turns into day
I love my life, my lesbian life,
I’m happy in every way
That I can be who-so-ever I wish
Under the auspice of being Gay